Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
I flattened your cat
|Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.