What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...