Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
A local United Way office realized that…
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Men
Men are just like a Dog…here’s proof!1. Both take up too much space on...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Humor about Irish Pubs
|(Setting the scene, Ballymun outside of Dublin has a reputation as a rough spot)...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
Exercise While Pregnant
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
More Church Bloopers!
Actual bloopers found on church bulletin boards:Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other...