Flush
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together…
Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...