Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
Polak, Italian and Mafia
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...