I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?
How do you know when the barmaid is really pissed off?When you find a...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...