Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Drunk Cheerleader
Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Why Mothers Cry
If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...