Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo…
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Mega moron awards
|MEGA MORON AWARDS Tennessee: A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and...
Scared sleeping
|Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I...
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...