No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Men Like BMWs
Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it.
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....