Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...