chameleon’s motto
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Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
Wear A Condom
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The Speed of Time by Age
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Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?
Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Two Irish Men in A bar
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