Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?
Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Doctor’s Notes 7
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...