Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What are 3 problems about being an egg?
What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...