Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Drugs have a generic name.
Generic Drug Names:Tylenol is Acetaminophen, Advil is Ibuprofen, Penicillin is Amoxycillin.So what’s the generic...
Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...