Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
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Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying...
Addicted to the Web
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12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
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The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
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An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...