Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary…
Joan, a rather well-proportioned & near-sighted secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...