An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Pinocchio Kidnapped!
Everyone hear the news about Snow White, Cinderella, and Sleeping Beauty being expelled from...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.