Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
Signs you may be a Canadian.
Here’s some sure signs you may be a Canadian…You’re not offended by the term,...
Green
Q: If you’ve got a green ball in your left hand, and a green...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
A promise to keep
“But this isn’t an engagement ring.” the young lady protested. “Why it’s just a...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
At a distressed city
|he following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Unfit words to hear
|A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. “Please repeat the...