Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump…
A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure “You...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
YOU MEAN ME?
|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first...
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
Stupid drunk blonde
|A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...