I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Weight Control
Weight ControlHere’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories perhour they...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Blondes Love Puzzles
There was this bartender and he was working at the bar one night. In...
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick…
Studly young Romeo and his dimwitted college sidekick areperched near the front door of...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...