The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Six Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life
THE DOCTOR because he says “Take your clothes off.”THE DENTIST because he says “Open...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Turtle and a Blonde?
What do a turtle and a blonde have in common?When they’re on their back...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Bying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend”I...