Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Texan Buys Spread
A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the...
An anti-bat spray
Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, “Ya...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!