Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Howe 2 right gud
Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter...
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children…
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons...
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...