Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
The ages of man
God created the mule, and told him, ‘you will be Mule, workingconstantly from dusk...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Top 10 Reasons…John Glenn
Top 10 Reasons No One Wants to go into Space with John Glenn again:10....
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
he Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...