Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...