What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend…
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
The wrong definition
Way down in the deep south, in an area known as the ‘Bible Belt,’there...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...