Corporate lingo list
|Here’s a little clarification of corporate lingo. COMPETITIVE SALARY:We remain competitive by paying less...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Touring Washington
|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!