What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Did you hear about the welfare doll?
Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn’t work.
Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
A young, freshly minted lieutenant…
A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Afternoon Quickie
Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...