If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...
Medical Terms – Ebonics Style!
Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.Artery…………….The study of paintings.Bacteria…………..Back door to cafeteria.Barium…………….What doctors...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...