Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
The Hillary’s room
President Clinton to maid: Mam, can you do something about Hillary’s room. She complains...
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...