Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...