Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
Paradox of Woman
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman. If you don’t, you are...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...