Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...