What do Chinese people…
What do Chinese people name their retarded children?Som Ting Wong
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny…
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
Dog named Sex
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I...
Battles on the sea
|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...