What is the most damaging food?
|A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put...
Politically Correct Terms
New Official Politically Correct Terms for the 90′sOLD—————NEWconservative–reactionarythe establishment–white power elitehearing person–temporarily aurally abledsighted...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...