Laughing gas in balloons
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half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
Bug flew into a barn
|A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good...
OXYMORONS
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Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...