How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Candybar Life
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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Yet another blonde joke…
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Bad Breath
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You might be a redneck if…prom
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Undecided
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Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?
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I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!