Marriage Quotes 4
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Geez, what died in here? He looks natural but those shoes do not go...
Unusual Case
Unusual Case by William A. Morton, Jr, MDFrom “Medical Aspects Of Human Sexuality” July,...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
The student and the teacher
This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...