Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
A drunk Irisihman falls
|O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...