Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland
The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to...
Clear Weather?
As a couple sat in the living room, watching TV, the phone rang.The husband...
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A man’s translations
|These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...