Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Stupid Insults 18/31
In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked...