New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...