Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
After working together for a while…
After working together for a while, Dick and Jane’s office romance blossomed, and they...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...