What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Wedding Definitions
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The FAA Inspection
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Facts of Life
Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!