Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
The String in the bar.
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. ‘sorry’ said...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...