Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.