Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.