A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...
Real Mothers…
Real Mothers . . .Real Mothers don’t eat quiche; they don’t have time to...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her…
Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...