Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
No Card
Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...