I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
New military tourism
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Bad Investment
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Good question
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Assume you drive your car at light speed. What...
Holmes investigation
|Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal...